Wednesday, September 16, 2009

The Germaphobe Rules to Avoiding Swine Flu

Rule 1: Wash your hands before and after you wash your hands.

Rule 2: Wash your hands BEFORE AND AFTER you wash your hands.

Rule 3: Should you accidentally drink from another person's glass immediately vomit.

Rule 4: Should you get a paper cut on your finger from a dollar bill the safest way to avoid infection is to remove the finger.

Rule 5: If you must play beer pong bring your own balls to replace used ones after each throw.

Rule 6: Hand sanitizer is most important. Then water. Then food.

Rule 7: Never touch your face, mouth, nose, eyes, ears, someone else, money, food, a table, a doorknob, a tissue, a toilet, a light switch AND most importantly do not ever breathe anyone's air ever.

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